Curse

EchoSex · Nov 22, 2005, 12:43 AM // 00:43

I swear, there are times in my life where I honestly concider putting somebody in the ground. How hard can it be? Watch CSI, pay close attention to Court TV and court cases, plan it out when the time is just right and WHAM! Done. Had another one of those times, today.

Ever meet one of those people who've come to the realization that they'll never get love or money, and decides that if they can't have it, they'll make it so NOBODY can have it? Just had a run in with one of them. This fat lard of a cackling witch came to the realization that men don't like large, large, LARGE women who are hairy/smelly/ugly who sit around watching MTV all day, trying to be young, wearing tight cloths that shows the fat hanging down. She KNOWS she'll never even get a whiff of a date, so she decided to take everyone else's date away.

She tried it with me. Using her comrade witch who think's shes attractive because she found a wonder-bra in a yard sale, she told my fiancee that I used to "Beat (my) mother with a baseball bat." Okay, first of all, I was kicked out when I was 15 because my mom dissappeared and my dad was a drunk. Second of all, I have no damn bat. Third of all, if I was going to hurt somebody, I'd just shoot 'em. Upon hearing this line of BS from the wannabe, my gal told the witch to go *cencor* herself with said baseball bat. As soon as I heard about it, I called her up and told her just how close she is from going across the line - and mentioned that there's a thing called a "web log", and that she's one sick person for visiting those websites (Oh, and I wasn't kidding either: I've never been so disgusted in my life).

Ever think offing somebody was just justified? I seem to remember hearing somebody saying "That'll shut her up" as they patted the soft soil with a shovel.

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 22, 2005, 12:45 AM // 00:45

sssshhhhhh...

Russian Hitman... 1 Million Dollar get you a dead target!

shhhh..

Lou · Nov 22, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46

You make a good point........but you'd have to live with your dirty conscience and the consequences if your caught.

EchoSex · Nov 22, 2005, 12:48 AM // 00:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azeroths Hammer

You make a good point........but you'd have to live with your dirty conscience and the consequences if your caught.

Some call it conscience. Some call it releaf.

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 22, 2005, 12:50 AM // 00:50

Echo.... you need to get high... it take things off your mind!

or you can do much better, call the police and made some crazy stories about this fat lady and put a restraining order on her!

heist23 · Nov 22, 2005, 12:50 AM // 00:50

either way, things like this tend to bite you in the ass right when you think you're safe.

Lou · Nov 22, 2005, 12:50 AM // 00:50

I couldn't live with killing someone..but if I could I'd be sitting in jail for multiple homicides.

Lou · Nov 22, 2005, 12:51 AM // 00:51

[QUOTE=sir skulkcrasher]Echo.... you need to get high... it take things off your mind!

That part helps too.

heist23 · Nov 22, 2005, 12:52 AM // 00:52

it takes a seriously mentally degraded person to not care about killing another person.........

Lou · Nov 22, 2005, 12:53 AM // 00:53

Sometimes you can think of killing something/someone as taking them out of their own misery.

heist23 · Nov 22, 2005, 12:56 AM // 00:56

yes, but i don't believe in assisted suicide....

EchoSex · Nov 22, 2005, 12:58 AM // 00:58

Not really - if you really hate a mosquito, you kill it and never think of it again. If you want a turkey (in my case), you get out your Walther and you go get a turkey, thinking nothing of it. If you hate a big fat loser, you go out and smother her and never think of it again o_O

Oh, and "getting high" is for the weak. There are better methods.

benmanhaha · Nov 22, 2005, 12:58 AM // 00:58

personally i dont think any one who kills someone is ever really ok with killing someone. I dont think you can get over takeing another human being's life. But i wont say i havent thought about it.

Loch · Nov 22, 2005, 01:02 AM // 01:02

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Watch CSI

lol... it's funny how people think they're forensics experts just because they watch CSI.

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 22, 2005, 01:04 AM // 01:04

CSI stands for Crazy Stupid Idiots.. basically everyone on that show is a nerd!

chris_nin00 · Nov 22, 2005, 01:05 AM // 01:05

If you are catholic you have no choice.

heist23 · Nov 22, 2005, 01:05 AM // 01:05

CSI didn't really help me if i ever wanted to plan a murder. just swap on some gloves, pick a lock, use a pillow, get out and you're done. oh yeah, and burn the gloves. then burn the ashes.

:P

Sir Skullcrasher · Nov 22, 2005, 01:15 AM // 01:15

Great White Shark.. the best friend a murderer needed!

Shimus DarkRaven · Nov 22, 2005, 01:16 AM // 01:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azeroths Hammer

You make a good point........but you'd have to live with your dirty conscience and the consequences if your caught.

If you have these, at all. =)

--The Shim

Shimus DarkRaven · Nov 22, 2005, 01:17 AM // 01:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by heist23

CSI didn't really help me if i ever wanted to plan a murder. just swap on some gloves, pick a lock, use a pillow, get out and you're done. oh yeah, and burn the gloves. then burn the ashes.

:P

But be careful not sweat, drop a wirey strand of hair, OR anything, or wham, with forensics, you're f'd in the A

--The shim